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So…just what IS this police chief doing in Cape?
ELDORADO—We received some interesting info on one of the local, reviled chiefs-of-police in South Counties, and honestly, we took it with a grain of salt when we first heard it. But recent screenshots...
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Stabbing confirmed in Eldorado
ELDORADO—Yesterday, December 12, was a wild day around South Counties, and Eldorado in Saline seemed to be bearing the brunt of it. A photo from the Facebook page of Eldorado's Susan Stamps; this may...
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Rude mood from STD-dude….
Some more nightly entertainment…. Apparently Freeman Shannon Todd Deuel (STD), police chief in Eldorado, is incensed, and he had all his goons out in force last night and today bad-mouthing me and my...
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Man attacked by bull in Cave is recovering
CAVE-IN-ROCK—One of those freak incidents that’s only rare these days because so few people are into animal husbandry anymore occurred yesterday at a location in Cave-in-Rock, according to what our...
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JENKINS GRAND JURY UNDERWAY IN RICHLAND
Brandon Jenkins RICHLAND CO.—We have just learned that there is a grand jury proceeding underway in Richland County for the case against Brandon Jenkins, the Houston man who has been charged with...
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EARPS ISSUING WITNESS THREATS ONLINE: UPDATE
SEE BOTTOM OF POST FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION RICHLAND CO.—Anyone who isn’t yet convinced that the Earps and their ilk are among the most vile of the denizens of Richland County—and that their actions...
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HYDE DOES AS PREDICTED: FOUR INDICTMENTS FILED AGAINST JENKINS
Local prosecutorial screwup David Hyde, on right, with our esteemed sheriff, Andy Hires, who has no clue how to answer FOIAs properly, incidentally. RICHLAND CO.—Prosecutor David Hyde has done as we...
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Norris City doctor charged with sex crimes
WHITE CO.—A prominent doctor in White County, Jogendra Chhabra, has been arrested on multiple sex and battery charges. Dr. Chhabra Dr. Chhabra is probably best known as being the doctor who was...
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They can’t spell, they make no sense, and they continue the threats
Oh, and I forgot to add….they’re delusional. Take a look at the latest from the sorry Earp supporters: “The BEAST”????? How old is this guy? I was under the impression that the big pharmaceutical...
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APPARENTLY, A PORTION OF VINCENNES IS BURNING
VINCENNES, Ind.—We are getting this off Ang’s Facebook page: Facebook photo rip from Gibson County Communique` The post, from David Finley (the younger David Finley) is as follows: 4 LARGE BUILDINGS...
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Southern Illinois…where Chicago crims come to shop!
…and get a little five-finger discount while they’re at it. According to scanner traffic in the city of Carbondale, at about 9PM a report came over the scanner that a black female along with 4...
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Illinois: Las Vegas of the Midwest?
Back in May, a measure to expand gambling in Illinois was approved by a committee in the Illinois House of Representatives, provoking Governor Pat Quinn to remark, “We have no interest in becoming the...
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Sheriffs in Illinois pick REALLY weird ways to go down in flames
Of course, that might not have been the BEST choice of words to introduce the following story. We’ve just been sent a story about Illinois’ Perry County sheriff getting arrested this past Friday for...
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Two dead in hostage situation in Evansville, including gunman
EVANSVILLE, Ind.—Seems like all hell is breaking loose in Indiana this week. HERE’S THE UPDATE AS OF THIS MORNING, 12.20.11: Stevie Rickard, the man who took a family hostage yesterday afternoon at a...
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Big meth bust in Eldorado Monday!
ELDORADO—Even with Freeman Shannon Todd Deuel leading them, there are still some competent cops in the city of Eldorado around to do their jobs, and yesterday’s meth bust was an example of that....
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THIS MONTH’S PRINT HEADLINES, DEC. ’11-JAN. ’12!
(I’m not fixing that photo above. I can’t get the landscaping tool to work. People are just gonna have to dig Brandon Jenkins walking down into the page. I can’t dick with it anymore; this WordPress...
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Girl almost abducted at McDonald’s window
MT. CARMEL—Picking up some food at McDonald’s doesn’t mean “pick up a chick,” too. But apparently it did for a guy in Mt. Carmel the other day. Unfortunately for the girl, we’re not talking a “pick-up...
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A funny post for slow news days: My dilemma….
I spent ALL SUMMER watering this yard with good well water…adequate mineral content….nice high temperatures….the best fescue grass seed money can buy, from our top lawn place up in town, Rural King…...
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Taxpayers to Tom: You’re f$%king kidding, right…? Right?
PERRY CO.—The incident that made big news early in the week has gone from the embarrassing to the absurd. The infamous sheriff, Keith Kellerman, this time IN his uniform. Oh, & don't click to see...
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Alleged stabbing on Barnett Street, Harrisburg; suspect in custody
HARRISBURG—Reports of a stabbing occurring last night on Barnett Street in Harrisburg have been confirmed. ISP's Bryan Harms, on the case. While we don’t know ALL the details, we have had it reported...
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