ELDORADO—We received some interesting info on one of the local, reviled chiefs-of-police in South Counties, and honestly, we took it with a grain of salt when we first heard it.
But recent screenshots of Eldorado police chief Freeman Shannon Todd Deuel (STD) kind of support what we heard, and we thought we’d bring you a bit of what we know for your entertainment this fine chilly evening.
You all know what pudgy STD and his equally-pudgy gf/badge bunny, Blair Baker (who dumped her hubby of a couple of months last year in order to take up with the STD, and who is half his age) looked like only just recently; here’s a “before” pic:
Moo, big fella....
Well, here is a recent shot of the two pukey lovebirds:
Hm. What a difference a year makes....
Even with his man-boobs and her saggy ta’s, it’s obvious that there’s been some kind of self-improvement program involving weight loss going on. But what exactly is it?
Well, here’s what we’ve been told.
There’s reportedly a doctor in Cape Giradeau who passes as some kind of nutrition/fitness guru. However, this “doctor” has a little outside help from some mysterious pharmaceutical that he ‘prescribes’ to certain people, among these, supposedly several members of law enforcement in the area. Since Blair the Badge Bunny (who’s now all of 22!) has taken up with STD, she qualifies (and thank goodness, because just think….do we really want her carrying a gun and part-time police certificate all so she can enjoy the visits to the good Cape doc? I’m thinkin…noooo) and she gets to partake of these ‘services’ too.
We really wondered about this…and then we saw this pic/posting on BBB’s FB:
Goin ta Cape, huh?
Of course, our big question was….If they’re on the way to Cape in this shot, who’s driving? Whatever the case, at least there’s some evidence that they go that direction…and this one looks like the relatively-pudgy version of the duo, not like the ones in the next pic:
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS.....o wait, none here, wrong couple. But what the HELL is that thing emerging from STD's HEAD???!?!?
Seriously. They’re looking kind of rough. Ang says they both could benefit from some Estee Lauder. But then, some ‘treatments,’ no matter how ‘healthy’ they’re supposed to be, are hard on you, and have such side-effects as, well….sunken eyes and bad skin.
We don’t know what the ‘treatments’ are, and our source didn’t even hint at them. We do know that there was at one time a significant ‘roid trade going on in Harrisburg, and that local cops were rumored to partake, but there hasn’t been much of that going on lately. Of course, there’s always that possibility; steroids are one of those pharmaceuticals that you can generally spot the users of; there’s that brow ridge thing going on, bad skin, hair loss….oh yeah, and bad-tempered attitude:
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Lord almighty, STD….believe me when I tell you that the REST OF US are glad you did, too…
So here’s your police chief, Eldorado. Feel safer?
Didn’t think so.