Of course, that might not have been the BEST choice of words to introduce the following story.
We’ve just been sent a story about Illinois’ Perry County sheriff getting arrested this past Friday for Public Indecency.
Here he is, Keith Kellerman...probably soon to not be sheriff. He looks a lil swishy, come to think of it.
According to an incident report from the Caseyville Police Department, Sheriff Keith Kellerman, 48, was found by an officer in a car outside a bar engaging in sexual activities around 1:15 a.m. Friday, December 16. The particular officer who discovered the sheriff reported that the sheriff was “intoxicated.”
However, he wasn’t alone. The report stated that “another man, J. Ian Stennett, was also arrested.” Delicate wording by local media didn’t report outright that the “engaging in sexual activities” was between the two men….but of course, that’s what was going on. I mean, seriously, mainstream media….just come out and say it. What’s the big deal? Men are getting married to each other all the time now, right? We can have a queer sheriff in Illinois, right? We’re all progressive and with it! Right?
NOOOO….doing this kind of thing in public isn’t cool, male on male or male on female (although the likelihood, if it had been the latter of the two, probably would have been that they’d have been told to move along and/or get a hotel room).
Anyway, reports indicated Kellerman was “field booked and released,” whatever “field booked” is. And the two dudes have court dates on January 12, ladeedah. Whatever. We just can’t keep a good sheriff around anymore, apparently.
Just FYI....one of these two is a J. Ian Stennett.
At left is a pic from a Facebook page of a J. Ian Stennett, of Collinsville, which isn’t too far from the area. We don’t have an age or anything on this dude….but we’re pretty sure Adam Long, whom J. Ian is “in a relationship with,” might be pretty sore at his bf…just sayin.