Dearest Disclosure Facebook readers.
It’s come to our attention that the bigger we get, the more people we piss off.
We just don’t care. Fuck you if we piss you off. We’re not changing a thing about the way we’re doing stuff; we’ve been successful at it for more than 12 years now, and increased presence isn’t going to alter it one whit.
If you have a complaint, take it up with the management. That would be, well, ME. And if it’s not a legitimate complaint—if we’ve pissed in your cheerios, if we’ve reported the truth about one of your family members and you didn’t want it out, if we post a meme that hurts your sensitive lil eyeballs because we’re poking fun of (pick one: people in prison, stupid backwoods hicks who make the rest of us look bad, a meme that points out that the U.S. is generally superior in pretty much anything by comparison to the rest of the world)—suck it up, asshole. You don’t like it on Facebook, fine. We’ll post it here. More links to our site…because we’re posting this innocuous link on OUR OWN PAGE and there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Oh yeah…and did I say fuck you? Well here’s another one: FUCK YOU.
