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“He’s not going to pull Timmy out of the well and befriend a bunch of pre-school kids,” says Finnegan Dowling, spokesperson for the HSSV.
“HOW DOES SO MUCH NAUGHTY EXIST IN SUCH A SMALL DOG?,” the listing begins, before detailing the ways in which Eddie is so very rotten, such as:
While Eddie The Terrible has never actually attacked another dog, he’s made it abundantly clear that he hasn’t ruled out the possibility. He goes from zero to Cujo in .05 seconds when he sees another dog on leash. Well, sayeth you, lots of small dogs bark at other dogs on leash. True. But we know people expect a lot from dogs in this day and age and when it comes to leash theatrics, Eddie’s at the top of his game. Also true: he’s made some progress. But lest his adorable little blond-ness let you think this is going to be a plug-and-play dog, think again.