An Ohio woman pulled over early Saturday morning responded to a cop’s query about how much she’d been drinking with, “Gobble gobble turkey,” according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.North Ridgeville police say they stopped 24-year-old Jessica Sorensen at about 4 a.m. for driving with a front tire totally off the road. She allegedly kept driving after the tire came off the rim, “leaving gouge marks in the roadway,” the police report said.