While we are always loathe to post anything from the consistently leftwing libnut Arianna Huffington at the Huffington Post, I’m not seeing this story anywhere else online, so here it is: the potentially second zombie this week, this one disemboweling himself and throwing pieces of himself at police.
Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a knife. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.
Carter allegedly ignored officers’ orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.
An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.
That’s when Carter — disemboweled but responsive — reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.
Personally, I think these people are on bath salts. A source today told us that mixing certain drugs, such as meth with “just about anything,” will also make a person behave psychotically. However, bath salts have a track record for causing the user to do bizarre things.
I mean, I KNOW there isn’t a zombie apocalypse pending, now….right?