Fitting that it should start in Miami, home of freaks and weirdos already:
Here’s what the newspapers in the area had to say about it:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.
According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.
....BRAAAAAAAAINSSSSSS....oh wait, this is southern Illinois. Never mind.
While this guy was probably just on crack (NOT cocaine; cocaine doesn’t do that to a person according to Paul Christenson some years back), wouldn’t it be awful if pop culture predicted what’s going to happen to us, and there really WILL be a zombie outbreak? I mean, we all know the government lies to us….how much are they lying? How bad IS it? This is kind of how it starts in all those films, an isolated event that everybody pokes at, saying it’s this, that, or the other thing. When really it’s a virus that makes people irrational to the point that they eat BRAINS. Of course, they’d find quite a shortage in southern Illinois. Just sayin.
I suggest you all make preparations, nevertheless.